Billy Chuck and The Whistlepigs

Horse and Bear Time

2007-08-14T17:30:00.000-07:00

Is this child abuse?

2007-08-14T17:25:00.000-07:00

Baby Jail SUCKS

2007-08-14T17:23:00.000-07:00

Jake and the Teeth

2007-08-07T03:44:00.000-07:00

Jake

2007-07-22T11:53:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday, Winston!

2007-07-20T17:03:00.000-07:00

Running Away

2007-07-05T18:05:00.000-07:00

Apparently I might be The World's Best Mother. I just helped him pack his bag to run away. And took photos. But hey, at least I gave him some bagels?

Fun at the Park

2007-07-04T17:13:00.000-07:00

Jakers

2007-07-01T17:23:00.000-07:00

Ice Cream

2007-07-01T17:21:00.000-07:00

Jake and the rocket

2007-06-26T18:39:00.001-07:00

Uncle Matt thinks he's all that

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with his white trash pool. We'll see your pool and raise you a sprinkler. And for good measure,
we'll play outside in our underwear. BLACK CARS UNDERWEAR!

The Boys

2007-06-24T12:10:00.000-07:00

The Sprinkler

2007-06-23T10:38:00.000-07:00

How I Withstood the Torture

2007-06-22T16:37:00.000-07:00

More reasons I hate N.J.

2007-06-22T16:34:00.000-07:00

Summer shore traffic. 1pm on a Friday afternoon.

I curse this guy and the millions like him clogging my way home:

Smart Ass, Jr.--Following Mommy's Footsteps

2007-06-20T06:10:00.001-07:00

So William has become a real smartass. I mean it's bordering on ridiculousness. This morning I asked him if he wanted a donut for breakfast since he's been sick and not eating. I figured it was the easy way to get food in his stomach. He looks at me and says "What do you think? OF COURSE I WANT A DONUT." Followed by a large sigh like I was the special ed student stocking the shelves at Shop Rite.

I guess I should be proud that he wants to emulate me?

Mad Cow Disease

2007-06-19T20:11:00.000-07:00

Say Coxsackie and try not to laugh. Yes, I'm perpetually twelve.

So Billy Chuck has Coxsackie, otherwise known as Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease. Umm, what? I thought that was just for livestock, but apparently not. He's got blisters on his (duh) hands, feet and mouth. They are all over his palate and throat. It's quite lovely. I am affectionately calling it Mad Cow now.

Boy, can't wait for the baby to get this one. Momma will be cocktailing it to take away the pain, that's for sure.

Jakers

2007-06-19T14:25:00.000-07:00

Trying to crawl

2007-06-19T14:24:00.000-07:00

Bubbles

2007-06-14T15:44:00.001-07:00

Water Pistols

2007-06-14T15:41:00.000-07:00

Bubble Boy

2007-06-14T15:36:00.000-07:00

Brotherly Love

2007-06-14T14:41:00.000-07:00

Little Picasso

2007-06-10T17:48:00.000-07:00

Fun Day With Cousins

2007-06-03T16:11:00.000-07:00

BIG & little

2007-05-30T17:12:00.000-07:00

Gee, who does Billy Chuck look like?

Kansas City, Part One!

2007-05-30T14:09:00.000-07:00

If you're filthy, then it was a good party

2007-05-22T19:44:00.000-07:00

BC's Third Birthday

2007-05-22T19:39:00.000-07:00

We decided to have William's birthday party at the local firehouse this year. It's really cool, they let all of the kids climb all over the trucks and equipment, give them a small demonstration, and then it's a free for all. We had to pry kids out of the trucks. Did I mention the fact that 24 screaming 3-5 year olds and trucks that have sirens drive Mama to drink? Because it does.

The Firehouse Party

2007-05-22T19:36:00.000-07:00

Birthday, Birthday, Birthday!

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More Birthday Party Fun

2007-05-22T19:34:00.000-07:00

Billy Chuck's Third Birthday

2007-05-22T19:32:00.000-07:00

My Little Dictator

2007-05-14T19:16:00.000-07:00

Canny, no?

I like to eat

2007-05-14T19:12:00.000-07:00

How else could I maintain those dimply thighs?

An Early Birthday Present

2007-05-14T19:10:00.000-07:00

the next Jose Eber

2007-05-14T19:08:00.000-07:00

If you dig hairstyles a la Play Doh
Thanks, Uncle Matt & Aunt Stephanie!

Of course, I owe it all to Old Navy

2007-05-14T19:05:00.000-07:00

Shopping does pay, guys!
Where else would I come up with my color scheme for the playroom?

Seriously, though, I had thought about blues to compliment the lime green that was on the existing two walls. I just didn't think turquoise. Thank you, Old Navy!

MP3 Baby

2007-04-29T09:27:00.000-07:00

For Chase. From Billy Chuck.

2007-04-14T18:10:00.000-07:00

A - Available or Single - Single. Who wants to get married at 2.11 years?

B - Best Friends - The Whistlepigs. And Jack.

C - Cake or Pie - Cake. Chocolate cake.

D - Drink of Choice - Orange pineapple juice.

E - Essential Item - my trucks and cars.

F - Favorite Color - Green

G - Gummi Bears or Worms - Both. Frequently.

H - Hometown - Hamilton, NJ

I - Indulgence - Thomas the Tank

J - January or February - February because there's a candy-related holiday that month.

K - Kids and Names - I am a kid and I do have a name. In fact, I have lots of names.

L - Life is incomplete without - Lightning McQueen and Mater.

M - Marriage Date - More than likely sometime after 2030

N - Number of Siblings - One brother

O - Oranges or Apples - Both please

P - Phobias/Fears - I am almost three. That means I'm fearless.

Q - Favorite Quote - MORE, MORE, MINE, MORE, MINE!

R - Reasons to smile - Everything

S - Season - Spring and Summer. I like to be outside. And in the water.

T - Tag 3 People - Zig, Julie and AC

U - Unknown Fact About Me - I bite my fingernails AND my toenails.

V - Vegetable You Hate - lima beans

W - Worst Habit - See unknown fact. And I also pick my nose. In public.

X - X-rays You've Had - Neck.

Y - Your Favorite Foods - Gummi bears/worms/frogs, yogurt, salad, tomatoes, chicken, anything you put in front of me except lima beans

Z - Zodiac - Gemini

Pugs Bunny

2007-04-08T17:21:00.000-07:00

Can you believe this lady does this to us?

2007-04-08T17:20:00.000-07:00

Jake and the Bunny

2007-04-08T17:18:00.000-07:00

Easter is FUN!

2007-04-08T17:17:00.000-07:00

Umm, Where's Mine?

2007-04-07T19:01:00.000-07:00

Hippity Hoppity

2007-04-07T17:44:00.000-07:00

The Boys

2007-04-06T19:25:00.000-07:00

Piano Man

2007-04-06T19:13:00.000-07:00

Clancy

2007-04-05T10:41:00.000-07:00

Marshall

2007-04-05T10:23:00.000-07:00

Monsters, Inc.

2007-03-26T17:47:00.001-07:00

Marshall

2007-03-14T05:29:00.000-07:00

Jake = Meg Part 2

2007-03-04T17:39:00.001-08:00

Jake = Meg part 1

2007-03-04T17:38:00.001-08:00

Baby Elton Johns

2007-02-21T17:31:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day

2007-02-21T17:28:00.000-08:00

Here's what Jake thinks of Valentine's Day!

Jake's First Bath

2007-02-09T18:52:00.000-08:00

Call me, we'll do lunch as soon as I'm fresh and clean.

This is not my idea of fun, lady

Oh yeah...

2007-02-09T18:31:00.000-08:00

Billy Chuck and The Whistlepigs have a new member: Jacob, otherwise known as Jake. He was born on November 2, 2006.

Unfortunately, Jake does not have a fancy, white-trash name like his brother. Jacob Alexander is hard to hillbilly-ize, right, Erin?

The Whistlepigs are hoping that this rugrat will be as adept at dropping food as Billy Chuck.

Love Is In The Air

2007-02-09T18:30:00.001-08:00

Stickers!

2006-10-24T17:22:00.000-07:00

The Ring Bearer

2006-08-11T17:28:00.000-07:00

Hopefully he won't pull this move during the wedding

Happy Birthday, Whistlepigs!

2006-07-21T17:11:00.000-07:00

Staying Cool

2006-07-14T17:59:00.000-07:00

Bathing Beauties Paradise

Popsicle in the belly button This is the life!

Sprinkler!

2006-07-14T17:56:00.001-07:00

Paradise

2006-07-14T17:56:00.000-07:00

Random Shots

2006-07-07T17:41:00.000-07:00

It's True

2006-04-12T08:51:00.000-07:00

Easter Egg Hunt

2006-04-01T15:38:00.000-08:00

www.

2006-02-12T14:38:00.000-08:00

A different bib than I'm used to

2006-02-12T14:37:00.000-08:00

Rosy cheeks

2006-02-12T14:36:00.000-08:00

Billy Chuck

2006-02-12T14:35:00.001-08:00

Long John Silver

2006-02-12T14:35:00.000-08:00

Snow

2006-02-12T14:34:00.000-08:00

Ok, I'm over this winter business.

2006-02-12T14:33:00.001-08:00

WHEE!

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Baby, it's cold outside

2006-02-12T14:31:00.001-08:00

It's deep

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It's cold!

2006-02-12T14:27:00.000-08:00

A Whole Lotta Snow

2006-02-06T17:44:00.000-08:00

Some for me

Let me in!

2006-02-06T17:43:00.000-08:00

What up, dog?

2006-02-06T17:41:00.000-08:00

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Some for you

Squeaky Clean

2006-02-06T17:35:00.000-08:00

Too much fun

2005-12-22T16:30:00.000-08:00

2005-12-04T05:56:00.001-08:00

I can barely see, I have no hands, and my legs feel like they've been mummified. This stinks, people.

2005-12-04T05:56:00.000-08:00

YAY! This is fun, even though I'm too big for this sled

2005-12-04T05:55:00.000-08:00

I feel like that kid from A Christmas Story. I can barely move, Mom!

2005-11-30T17:43:00.000-08:00

Is this a trombone?

2005-11-30T17:42:00.001-08:00

Make this heap of junk GO!

2005-11-30T17:42:00.000-08:00

Dirty face and all

2005-11-30T17:41:00.001-08:00

Little Elf

2005-11-30T17:40:00.000-08:00

Little Elf

Mmmm...donuts

2005-11-30T17:29:00.000-08:00

Elmo Dance Off

2005-11-30T17:28:00.000-08:00

2005-11-14T18:10:00.000-08:00

This is how I'll ruin her pictures...

2005-11-14T18:09:00.002-08:00

Temper Tantrum

2005-11-14T18:09:00.001-08:00

I Don't Like This!

2005-11-14T18:09:00.000-08:00

Meltdown Begins