Jake and the rocket

Uncle Matt thinks he's all that

with his white trash pool. We'll see your pool and raise you a sprinkler. And for good measure,
we'll play outside in our underwear. BLACK CARS UNDERWEAR!

 
 
 
 

The Boys

 
 

The Sprinkler

 
 
 
 

How I Withstood the Torture

 
 
 
 

More reasons I hate N.J.

Summer shore traffic. 1pm on a Friday afternoon.

I curse this guy and the millions like him clogging my way home:
 

 
 
 

Smart Ass, Jr.--Following Mommy's Footsteps

So William has become a real smartass. I mean it's bordering on ridiculousness. This morning I asked him if he wanted a donut for breakfast since he's been sick and not eating. I figured it was the easy way to get food in his stomach. He looks at me and says "What do you think? OF COURSE I WANT A DONUT." Followed by a large sigh like I was the special ed student stocking the shelves at Shop Rite.

I guess I should be proud that he wants to emulate me?

Mad Cow Disease

Say Coxsackie and try not to laugh. Yes, I'm perpetually twelve.

So Billy Chuck has Coxsackie, otherwise known as Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease. Umm, what? I thought that was just for livestock, but apparently not. He's got blisters on his (duh) hands, feet and mouth. They are all over his palate and throat. It's quite lovely. I am affectionately calling it Mad Cow now.

Boy, can't wait for the baby to get this one. Momma will be cocktailing it to take away the pain, that's for sure.

Jakers

 
 

Trying to crawl

 
 
 
 

Bubbles

 

 

 

Water Pistols

 
 
 
 

Bubble Boy

 
 
 
 

Brotherly Love

 
 
 

Little Picasso